Hoodie — “They’re Already Hating, I’m Not Even In My Prime Yet” Statement Hoodie

2026-03-16T22:07:42-06:00

Type: Hoodie
Price: 110.72 - 140.72 (60 variants)

This lightweight hooded sweatshirt carries a bold, streetwise attitude with a cheeky slogan printed on a soft natural background. The clean, oversized text reads like a protest poster taped to a late-night storefront — unapologetic and playful. Slip it on when you want to make a dry, confident statement without saying much. The relaxed cut and breathable 100% ring-spun cotton keep you comfortable during long walks through the city, coffee runs, or nights out with friends. Subtle design details — a jersey-lined hood with flatcord and a sewn-in twill label — give it a crafted feel that sits well with everyday wear. The thoughtful, low-impact dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing mean this sweatshirt looks good and leans greener in its production choices.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — smooth, strong fabric ideal for printing
- Lightweight (6.4 oz / 217 g/m²) with a relaxed fit for everyday comfort
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord and rolled-forward shoulders for mobility
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Sewn-in twill label and adult sizing; blank sourced from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach